Pirates aren't Danish, but we'll eat Danish Pop Tarts!

My, how a good Strawberry Cheese Danish Pop Tart can make the best sort of booty there is and fight off scurvy as well!  At least this particular kind can, with it's fruity filling.  Calcium is also tackled in the mix with a creamy counterpart, and this is obvoulsy something with which all of us pirates are often concerned.  The cheese taste didn't some through as much as I had expected, but the subtlety was the nice twist.

The delightful waves of frosting reminded me of that time that I sailed upon a strawberry sea!  Why did I leave?  Strawberry sharks!  But I digress.  Said frosting didn't hold up too well in the toaster, but they looked lovely upon initial unwrapping.  I could have made it into an edible necklace and presented it to the queen herself as booty from the islands!

I say this flavor is a winner, and if you don't you can walk the plank!  Arrgh!

4 out of 5 peg-legs!